Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.