Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu