Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.