Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.