Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.