Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)