Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)