Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

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What has four legs and several fins?

A: A happy bear!

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!