Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

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Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What does the Pokemon dentist do?

He takes a Pikachu teeth.

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What do you call a funny Pikachu?

Jokemon.