Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder