Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

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What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

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Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.