Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.