Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

Messi Jokes More Messi Jokes

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up