Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Messi Jokes More Messi Jokes

How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi