Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Messi Jokes More Messi Jokes

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up