Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Messi Jokes More Messi Jokes

What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink?

Si, era Missed

How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout?

You Messi-up