Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi