Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen