Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

Why do lawyer's suits never have pants pockets?

Because their hands are always in someone else's!