Creep Jokes

Why are people so creeped out by the guy in the unicorn mask?

Because he's always horny.

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

Glance Jokes More Glance Jokes

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Tor Jokes More Tor Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.

Necktie Jokes More Necktie Jokes

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.