What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

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What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.