What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.