What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.