What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!