What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.