What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

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What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!