What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!