Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.