Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.