Because ah, the egg roll.
Where there is a fork in the road.
It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.
Because that's what they did last year.
A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
They throw silverware on the ground!
