Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

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Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.