Antonym Jokes

Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling?

He had an antonym.

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Whats the antonym of Manchester United?

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

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Whats the antonym of Manchester United?

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What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points