What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

A: Play the piano until you find the right key.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*