What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

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How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What do dogs have that no other animal has ?

Puppy dogs !