What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre?

Ping Lo.