What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro

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What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.