What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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What do you call a bird that lives underground ?

A mynah bird !

Where does poor spaghetti live?

The spaghetto