What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!