Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

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What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.