Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?

Because they were veloco*raptured*.

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What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.