Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'

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Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

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What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.