Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

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Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.