What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.

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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.