What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.