What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.