What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!