What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.