Because it was for chair-ity
Because it was baked.
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
You pay them under the table )
A table can support itself
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
A Chair-ity!
