Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

Chair Ity Jokes More Chair Ity Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!