Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

Chair Ity Jokes More Chair Ity Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!