Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

How about a guillotine?

Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

Chair Ity Jokes More Chair Ity Jokes

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity