What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

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Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

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Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."