How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

soup

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "