Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo