Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What are you?

Broke.

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.