Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.