Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why don't you see any slow black people?

They're all in jail.

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.