What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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Why was yellow angry at red?

Red blue green.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing