How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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AIDS for humanity

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

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