How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

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What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

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How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!