What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT?

Watermelon juice.

Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.