What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

How do you raise a baby elephant ?

With a fork lift truck !