What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What's the difference between pizza and a black guy?

The pizza can feed a family

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.