Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
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When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.
You're cut off."
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!
He was studying foreign languages.
He was soda pressed.
The police made him bring it back again.
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
The Woof of Wall Street.
You're a day late and a dolla short!
Because he felt his days were numbered.
Nina
A Doge charger
XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
