Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Wrap it around a tree
None cuz it's already lit af
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
meow.
A: It's meow-sic to their ears!
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Raise the woof!
Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.
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