Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
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Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Wrap it around a tree
Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.
I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
a girl from Jersey.
Wait I freed ?!?!?"
It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!
The Woof of Wall Street.
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
A: Their match wouldn't light.
to get to the other side.
He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.
Paraffin and matches.
Because it was a kitty fiddler.
