What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic