What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

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What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro