What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal