What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

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What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "