What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.