What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction