Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

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What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !