Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

What do call an old man that asks questions?

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What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name