Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.