Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !