Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

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What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name