What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun