What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

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Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.