What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

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Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

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I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

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The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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I went out on a limb.

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Naan sense!

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !