What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.