What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!