Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!