He had to close a sail
Because they're paid to.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
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