Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

Previous Random Joke Next
Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!