Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

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What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.