To bask in social approval.
There are skidmarks before the dog.
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Kermit the Fog !
Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.
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Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.