How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

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What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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How was your Blind date?

Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting