Al Gore's the stiff one.
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The Secret Service
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
A Kit-Kat.
Duck!
Because Donald ducked.
Donald, Duck!
A: He's the stiff one.
Paid off.
They couldn't afford it.
A gun only has one trigger.
The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"
A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.