Al Gore's the stiff one.
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The Secret Service
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
Neighbor
His brother with your DVD player.
you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.
Because they have trouble taking a Wii.
Donald duck.
Her: Me: Was it the Donald- Her: Yes, it was the Donald Duck voice.
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
A: T-A-T-E-R.
They couldn't afford it.
Iran, Iraq, I lost
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
Rest in **police**.
There was no outlet
I'm stuck.
