Al Gore's the stiff one.
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The Secret Service
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
An Al Gore-rhythm
Algorithm.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
To die as a martyr.
A rapper
Batman can go to the store without robin'
They have trouble getting past their masters.
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
He joins AARP
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
It isn't known, never tried.
Chelsea.
A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
