Al Gore's the stiff one.
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The Secret Service
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
It reads "Small medium at large."
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
Tell Jamal to drop it
Because it's always spotted.
Pretty much the same as anyone else.
The pro-lease department
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
They always steal the green cards.
Neighbor
Ooops, I burnt one!
Because victoria has secrets .
