Secret Service Jokes

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

Al Gore Jokes More Al Gore Jokes

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

A: Grade six.

Law Enforcement Agency Jokes More Law Enforcement Agency Jokes

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's a room full of saurkraut?

Over-krauted.

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.