What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

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Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

Why is the white girl so odd?

Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.