What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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What is your best lawyer joke?

I need some new material for the court house.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.