Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.