Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.