Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.