Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.