Identify Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

Stoat Jokes More Stoat Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

Weasel Jokes More Weasel Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

Inflate Jokes More Inflate Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.