Identify Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

What's the favorite color of horses?

Horse rddish.

Gender Jokes More Gender Jokes

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre