What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis