What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.