What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.