What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.