What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

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What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

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Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.