How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

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Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.