How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Why did the blind couple get divorced?

They couldn't see eye to eye

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Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.