How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.