How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

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What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.