How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.