How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye