How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.