Venetian Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."