Venetian Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

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How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.