Venetian Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants