Venetian Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who has large antlers a high voice and wears white gloves ?

Mickey Moose !

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!