What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

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The door.

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Joint Family.

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Seewead

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Stop laughing and reload.

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When they dance they make it rain.

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Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!