What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

Why was the Native American so tired?

Because he'd been up all night building ATP.

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Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

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How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)