What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

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Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

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How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!