Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!
because they get lost at C!
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Because they can't get high.
Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."
You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.
He force quit.
A doctor you racist
The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad
Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
When he was nailed on the cross.
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls