What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who loses?

America.

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

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How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

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How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)