What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.