What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Feeling Jokes More Feeling Jokes

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Dispose Jokes More Dispose Jokes

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.