What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.