What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

What noise does a nut make when it has a cold?

CASHEWW!

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.