What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Feeling Jokes More Feeling Jokes

Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

Dispose Jokes More Dispose Jokes

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.