What is red and crawls up your leg?

An abortion with homesickness.

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What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Why is a bear brown?

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