What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.