What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

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What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.