What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

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What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar