How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

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Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH