How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

What's your favorite clock time?

Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

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How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

Road Sign Jokes More Road Sign Jokes

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!